Here's the confusing part about the western toilets: Every @$$h0!e who uses the hole in their @$$es, are supposed to wash their hands.. which is great. However, you do it after you dress up in the toilet itself; which means, if you got some poop on your hands(by accident and unknowingly, @$$h0le), you still go ahead and dress up, thereby getting it on your shirt, pants and underwear, and then you come outside and wash hands.. which makes as much sense as angelina jolie being rated so high in the sexiness lists, just 'cos she's got a couple.