Hear, all ye who wanna hear..

... that, I .. the most ********** of them all, will in the United States of Umbellyica, will.. 

enjoy life to the fullest

let my .. uhh.. beer do the talking

stock my fridge with booze

be like Judah Frieldlander aka Frank (of 30 rock) of the married men

live like there's no tomm

let someone else control me and won't give a rat's.. eh.. cat's.. eh.. toots!

come out and be the one you never saw!!!

In the next 1 year dude.. the next one year.. is going to see a different man!

I will not let myself be ruled over by ***********.. it will not be!!

You will see....  (Mad-onna!)

Raindrops on roses...

Whisky in soda and Vodka in Cola
Brandy and liquer and lime in Tequila
Gin into water and in your small way
Are to be taken for health everyday

One at 10 o clock and one just before lunch
One after coffee and one before time crunch
One for your hunger and one for world peace
Makes you feel better and so much at ease

When you feel drowsy and so much more sleepy
The world seems so empty and work's also crappy
One shot of whisky would make it feel nice
To become wise just add some brandy and ice

When the boss talks
When the screen blurs
When you start to dream
You simply just take out your cuppa and drinks
And then you don't feel so bad

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