Hear, all ye who wanna hear..

... that, I .. the most ********** of them all, will in the United States of Umbellyica, will.. 

enjoy life to the fullest

let my .. uhh.. beer do the talking

stock my fridge with booze

be like Judah Frieldlander aka Frank (of 30 rock) of the married men

live like there's no tomm

let someone else control me and won't give a rat's.. eh.. cat's.. eh.. toots!

come out and be the one you never saw!!!

In the next 1 year dude.. the next one year.. is going to see a different man!

I will not let myself be ruled over by ***********.. it will not be!!

You will see....  (Mad-onna!)