..and I get there only by 11:30 am.. by which time most of the folks are gearing up for lunch.. and as usual I go to the room (yeah, i got a seperae room with 4 other seats which no one occupies) and switch on the light, and set up my equipment, get a coffee and get settled down to read e-news-papers and blogs...
at around
12:00 - I decide that I should probably eat half the lunch of beef I brought
12:05 - I finish the half the lunch, when I am not even hungry, and ponder whether I should go get the blue moon orange flavoured ale/beer
12:15 - I finish researching the prices of the 24 pack and decide its 5 bucks too costly for my budget, and there's no special rebates going on
12:30 - I read two pages of the "Brave New World" paperback hidden(just in case) inside technical manuals, and I get pissed off 'cos no one trespassed my territory and all that hiding was in vain, and now I am not in the mood to read the book anymore
1:00 - I've finished one of the free coffee's - one of the reaons why I came here
1:30 - wonder why people buy PSP's and Wii's when flash games ... never mind ... they are boring again, you can't play flash games for more than 5 mins anyway
2:00 - I realise my fart really stinks; It must be the ground beef and the coffee
2:30 - I realise I have half my lunch remaining and eat more of the beef and rice... and some cabbage
3:00 - I am pretty much sure whoever walks in to the room is gonna call security or cleaning services or is gonna look for dead rats under the tables; So I get the hell out... only to get another coffee, 'cos I got nowhere else to go
3:30 - I am all geared up for the meeting I came here for - the two coffee's have got me on the edge
4:00 - I let the big one rip, feel a bit elated and get all set for the meeting (whoever's gonna come into the room ain't never gonna set foot in there again)
4:10 - the b******** set up half an hour and they sit staring at each other the most of the 10 minutes the meeting lasted... ****!!!
4:20 - I get back to the room and .. What the.. the room is stinking up on ME now.. I vow I ain't coming back till after Christmas.. and just for something to remember it by, I say it out loud, but I realise, in office, my voice only comes out as whimperish - partly.. no mainly 'cos I don't want no one else to hear I guess
4:30 - I realise the scenery itself has changed much on the way back since I last visited my daily work place.. and traffic is horrible.. so I shout out aloud in the car that I am not going to do this again!!!
