Tuesday 31 May 2011

Here's the confusing part about the western toilets: Every @$$h0!e who uses the hole in their @$$es, are supposed to wash their hands.. which is great. However, you do it after you dress up in the toilet itself; which means, if you got some poop on your hands(by accident and unknowingly, @$$h0le), you still go ahead and dress up, thereby getting it on your shirt, pants and underwear, and then you come outside and wash hands.. which makes as much sense as angelina jolie being rated so high in the sexiness lists, just 'cos she's got a couple.

Thursday 19 May 2011

here's some social service..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4s6H4ku6ZY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekAXPCphKXQ
hmm.. that must have been a bad post huh.. pretty lame? Hmmm.. maybe I just shouldn't do social media when I am not drunk huh?! hmmm.. maybe, another beer would set it right...
Mark my words..

all these stupid social frickin' media - all the linked'in's and facebooks and groupons.. they are gonna bring about another frickin dot com bust...just when you expect it the least

'Tis gonna take one bad experience and that's the end of all your frickin' social headaches...

Wednesday 18 May 2011

Last year it was the MRF stupid blimp.. this year its the Volkswagen pussy Passat.. ok, so which one of those stupid ****** are buying that ****ing car?

Sunday 15 May 2011

Oh No..

..my M-i-L is talking to me!!!