So..

.. why wouldn't you buy an IPad?

1. 'cos I don't need a gadget which makes it easier to read news in the toilet!

2. 'cos I am not gay!

so.. mobile phones are probably carcinogenic.. huh! here's another hypothesis.. keep your phones in your pockets and if you find yourself doing "it"less than once a day (Im sure you're already down from twice a day), that's cos the phones affected your fertility and d!ck too... (keeping it in vibrating mode in your pockets might help combat the negative effects)

Here's the confusing part about the western toilets: Every @$$h0!e who uses the hole in their @$$es, are supposed to wash their hands.. which is great. However, you do it after you dress up in the toilet itself; which means, if you got some poop on your hands(by accident and unknowingly, @$$h0le), you still go ahead and dress up, thereby getting it on your shirt, pants and underwear, and then you come outside and wash hands.. which makes as much sense as angelina jolie being rated so high in the sexiness lists, just 'cos she's got a couple.

here's some social service..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4s6H4ku6ZY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekAXPCphKXQ

hmm.. that must have been a bad post huh.. pretty lame? Hmmm.. maybe I just shouldn't do social media when I am not drunk huh?! hmmm.. maybe, another beer would set it right...

Mark my words..

all these stupid social frickin' media - all the linked'in's and facebooks and groupons.. they are gonna bring about another frickin dot com bust...just when you expect it the least

'Tis gonna take one bad experience and that's the end of all your frickin' social headaches...

Last year it was the MRF stupid blimp.. this year its the Volkswagen pussy Passat.. ok, so which one of those stupid ****** are buying that ****ing car?