scene in a big party

the scene:
Subject 1 reaches the party entrance, sees some guys standing close to their babes with invisible rope tied between each guys left hand and the girls left waist... damn fcvking show offs. luckily guards at the entrance are holding them out.ha aha..subject 1 now gets assured inside with no incident. Subject 1 notices once friendly security guys now wielding lathis..fvcking morons..wheres the spirit for mischief. Flood lights everywhere, hitting your eyes, any prisoner going anywhere close to a gate would 've been sniped neat. Subject 1 notices many long queues assumes correctly that they are stalls for snacks and cold drinks. The smell of the snacks reminds him that he missed his lunch.
Subject 1 notices subject 2 who has come in a party shirt, oiled hair and sh!t like that...
subject 1 : dai where were you man? wtf you are showing off in your party wear for?
subject 2: did u see..look, look, look man..I am the party guy...machi just be here, I got to meet some more people, will come back in 10 mins..
(Subject 1, waits looking at the stage, the enthusiastic MC is starting to get on his nerves not to mention the glaring lights, unknown faces staring straight ahead and avoiding you..Just then subject 1 notices guys coming out of a hall with booze..tada..Subject 1 first saunters towards the hall, to avoid people noticing him going to drink so early in the party..then as the smell of the beer hits him, he breaks into rapid steps..stalk your enemy silently, he remembers reading somewhere. Subject 1 enters the hall lit with mood lights, walls draped with paintings from Victorian era, suddenly subject 1 sees a whole gang of known faces, slaps handshakes around and goes to get a beer. He gets a chilled beer, winks at the volunteer and leaves. Just then his mobile goes off...oh my love, my darling, I have hungered for your love..Subject 1 takes the call)
Subject 1: hello hi, where are you?
Subject 3: Hey I am at the venue, where are you?
Subject 1: me? well I am also in..Just came to this hall..did you know they are giving beers here for coupons..I didn't know I took two extra coupons for this!!..
Subject 3: bugger off man.. I know you are lying..you wanted to get extra drinks and you bought it, I am sure..I got 4 extra coupons that I wont be using either, would you want them?
Subject 1: (holding his sneer) Yeah okay, only if it's going waste you know?
Subject 3: okay I am coming, just wait there..
Subject 1: okay. bye.
Subject 1 puts the phone back in his pocket and takes a swig at his beer only to notice its empty already.. Subject 1 goes to a different guy this time to take his next drink and walks back to look at the paintings on the wall just to keep himself busy..There were 4 pictures on each of the two walls and after having studied them scrupulously over 3 pints of beer decides he needs fresh paintings to stare at..subject 1 walks out with a voice in his mind announcing loud and clear.. ladies and gentlemen! Subject 1 has just left the building...
Subject 1 later tanks up 5 or 6 pints, meets two friends with whom he goes for lunch everyday and leaves the party at quarter to 12 in the night.. Subject 2 dances a little while to the mix of DJ and is picked up by his other friend. Subject 3 had to carry his other friends back home who were sloshed drinking brandy brought from outside since no liquor was served at the venue.