Here's the confusing part about the western toilets: Every @$$h0!e who uses the hole in their @$$es, are supposed to wash their hands.. which is great. However, you do it after you dress up in the toilet itself; which means, if you got some poop on your hands(by accident and unknowingly, @$$h0le), you still go ahead and dress up, thereby getting it on your shirt, pants and underwear, and then you come outside and wash hands.. which makes as much sense as angelina jolie being rated so high in the sexiness lists, just 'cos she's got a couple.

here's some social service..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4s6H4ku6ZY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekAXPCphKXQ

hmm.. that must have been a bad post huh.. pretty lame? Hmmm.. maybe I just shouldn't do social media when I am not drunk huh?! hmmm.. maybe, another beer would set it right...

Mark my words..

all these stupid social frickin' media - all the linked'in's and facebooks and groupons.. they are gonna bring about another frickin dot com bust...just when you expect it the least

'Tis gonna take one bad experience and that's the end of all your frickin' social headaches...

Last year it was the MRF stupid blimp.. this year its the Volkswagen pussy Passat.. ok, so which one of those stupid ****** are buying that ****ing car?

Oh No..

..my M-i-L is talking to me!!!

"
I was five and he was six
We rode on horses made of sticks
He wore black and i wore white
He would always win the fight
Bang, bang
He shot me down
Bang, bang
I hit the ground
Bang, bang
That awful sound, bang bang, my baby shot me down.
Seasons came and changed the time, when i grew up i called him mine
He would always laugh and say remember when
We used to play bang bang i shot you down bang
Bang you hit the ground bang bang that awful sound
Bang bang i used to shoot you down
Music played and people sang
Just for me the church bells rang
Now he's gone i don't know why
And to this day sometimes i cry
He didn't even say goodbye he didn't take the time to lie
Bang, bang
He shot me down, bang bang
I hit the ground
Bang, bang that awful sound, bang bang
My baby shot me down.
"