So..

.. why wouldn't you buy an IPad?

1. 'cos I don't need a gadget which makes it easier to read news in the toilet!

2. 'cos I am not gay!

so.. mobile phones are probably carcinogenic.. huh! here's another hypothesis.. keep your phones in your pockets and if you find yourself doing "it"less than once a day (Im sure you're already down from twice a day), that's cos the phones affected your fertility and d!ck too... (keeping it in vibrating mode in your pockets might help combat the negative effects)